Total Medals Earned: 2,857 (From 458 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,345 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (490/490 points)
Launch a scout ship
Launch a fighter ship
Launch a bomber ship
Launch a frigate ship
Launch a cruiser ship
Have 15 ships of each class at launched at once
Click 10,000 times
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Game completed
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Collect all 15 notes
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (100/300 points)
The medal that Derp gives you in the end
Won the first question
Lost every disscution with Derpina
Finish the game without any mistake
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/185 points)
Defeat the Normandy Boss
Get above 90% Accuracy in a level
Complete a level receiving at least 50 bite marks
Defeat the Berlin Boss
Complete a level on Demigod difficulty
Get an Epic combo (90x)
Defeat the Leningrad Boss
Get at least 50 Zombie Stomps in a level
Get a BBQ ratio over 75%
Medals Earned: 15/19 (280/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (115/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.