Total Medals Earned: 2,856 (From 457 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,340 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Use every type of drug in the game
Destroy 100 cars
Pick up 30 strippers
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 7/9 (255/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Medals Earned: 6/16 (60/345 points)
View gifts
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Start the game as a girl
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 4/26 (25/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 2/30 (35/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/5 (180/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat 20 Levels
Check out Closure on Steam!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Solve 5 puzzles.
Solve 10 puzzles.
Reach the ending.