Total Medals Earned: 3,011 (From 475 different games.) Total Medal Score: 57,835 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 15/28 (220/480 points)
Get a combo of 100.
Open the second gift.
Use Singing Spirit to defeat 10 enemies.
Open the first gift.
Open the fourth gift.
Defeat the Goth Chick.
Open the third gift.
Use Spirit Horses to steal lips from 5 enemies.
Open the fifth gift.
Defeat the Lackey.
Defeat 5 enemies with the same combo.
Open the sixth gift.
Defeat Fred and Save Christmas!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a combo of 200.
Defeat 10 enemies while airborne.
Defeat any boss with the Spirit Horses.
Defeat any boss with the Singing Spirit.
Block 50 attacks.
Defeat any boss with the Ultimate Spirit.
Avoid all the hazards while riding Buddy.
Use Ultimate Spirit to defeat 6 enemies at once.
Get a combo of 300.
Beat Fred without taking a single hit.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (110/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Beat the Game
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Make a big explosion!
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!